No, this is not a blog written by an Asian trying to speak English...
I think aliens from another planet have kidnapped the Texas Longhorn football team, lock, stock and barrel. What we have now are some scabs dressed up as coaches and players that the athletic director has thrown on the field while he searches for the missing team.
The head coach who is pretending to be Mack Brown is a bad replica who looks older than Joe Paterno. The players are all way too small, too slow, and too stupid to be real Texas football players. And the losing is a dead give away. I mean come on, 5 losses this season so far? Isn't that how many times a Texas team loses in a decade?
I have seen a lot of players who look like longhorns playing on Sundays, so maybe I'll just start watching football the second day of the weekend until the team is found. Maybe they are all on an island somewhere like the show LOST...or maybe they are all vampires who can't be seen in bright light...come to think of it, the Oregon team is good this year...maybe the team has been hiding in the Twilight of Eugene all season...
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